Katie Holmes

Well, that was fast.It took a mere 11 day to go from filing for divorce from Tom Cruise to a signed agreement. And the only way it could happen that fast is that she nailed his nuts to ground. She did her homework -- she filed for divorce in NY where joint legal custody is not a given, she used disposable phones, she used a tracker so her circle knew where she was at all times, she fired anyone on her staff that was remotely connected with Cruise, and she never showed her hand until all the details were sewn up. Then, she dropped the bomb. She planned this meticulously, and she had to, because when you divorce Cruise, it's not just another celebrity divorce, it's a jailbreak from a powerful, vengeful cult. And it worked.Can't you just hear the cheers?Katie girl, you did great.